Greatest American Lawyer Found Insane

            As many of you know, I work in an eighteen seventies building that is part of a one million square foot campus that sits on hundreds of acres. It is the old state mental hospital, i.e. insane asylum, which is being redeveloped.
           One of my best friends was in from Boulder, Colorado last week. He knows me as well as anyone. After hanging out for a few days and showing him office my friend surmised that in fact I really am insane. I have this delusion that I am a practicing trial attorney blogging to the masses, married to one of the most beautiful and sexy forty-two year old women on the planet, with three beautiful boys spaced two years apart, having just started my own law firm exactly in my own image, living in one of the most gorgeous places on earth, making enough but not too much money, and having a shower in my office bathroom are merely delusions.
Is this really some delusional dream? Am I only deluding myself that this mental hospital really closed down twenty years ago?