FIRST-YEAR LAW STUDENT RAP
2008.09.18
He Needs One Less Worry – He Needs 10g’s
LYRICS:
One Less Worry – 10g’s
One Less Worry – 10g’s
Just what the world needs – another lawyer named Lichtenstein
The tuition’s 30g’s – I’ve got no one to co-sign – my loan – or pay the mortgage on my home -
If I don’t get me some money, I might have to postpone
One Less Worry – 10g’s
One Less Worry – 10g’s
This is my wife – These are my pets – This is my son – His first word is death
This is power, cable, Verizon Wireless – These are my friends, Visa and American Express
I’m so stressed I’m gonna have cardiac arrest – unless I am impress you to make my worries one less
One Less Worry – 10g’s
One Less Worry – 10g’s
Everyone is talking about the price of gas – What about the diapers covering my son’s ass?
A dollar a diaper - 20 diapers a day – With the price of milk, you might as well drink Chardonnay
Financial aid doesn’t pay for trips to Gymboree – That’s why I’m forced to ask you for 10g’s
One Less Worry – 10g’s
One Less Worry – 10g’s
Our dog’s got some kind of skin disease – Our vet’s like a mechanic the way he gives us a squeeze
Pet food’s gone gourmet – really, it tastes like paté – If things go on like this, we’ll have to give them away
I simply can’t afford my cat’s oral surgery – unless you agree to give me one less worry
One Less Worry – 10g’s
One Less Worry – 10g’s
Now I stand before you, men and women of the jury – Give me a hearing, listen to my plea – The elements are here – The evidence is clear – I need money like a drunk needs beer
Only you can help make me an attorney – Please vote to give me one less worry
One Less Worry – 10g’s
One Less Worry – 10g’s
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