FIRST-YEAR LAW STUDENT RAP

He Needs One Less Worry – He Needs 10g’s

MC Lichtenstein's 1 Less Worry

LYRICS:

One Less Worry – 10g’s

One Less Worry – 10g’s

Just what the world needs – another lawyer named Lichtenstein

The tuition’s 30g’s – I’ve got no one to co-sign – my loan – or pay the mortgage on my home -
If I don’t get me some money, I might have to postpone

One Less Worry – 10g’s

One Less Worry – 10g’s

This is my wife – These are my pets – This is my son – His first word is death

This is power, cable, Verizon Wireless – These are my friends, Visa and American Express

I’m so stressed I’m gonna have cardiac arrest – unless I am impress you to make my worries one less

One Less Worry – 10g’s

One Less Worry – 10g’s

Everyone is talking about the price of gas – What about the diapers covering my son’s ass?

A dollar a diaper - 20 diapers a day – With the price of milk, you might as well drink Chardonnay

Financial aid doesn’t pay for trips to Gymboree – That’s why I’m forced to ask you for 10g’s

One Less Worry – 10g’s

One Less Worry – 10g’s

Our dog’s got some kind of skin disease – Our vet’s like a mechanic the way he gives us a squeeze

Pet food’s gone gourmet – really, it tastes like paté – If things go on like this, we’ll have to give them away

I simply can’t afford my cat’s oral surgery – unless you agree to give me one less worry

One Less Worry – 10g’s

One Less Worry – 10g’s

Now I stand before you, men and women of the jury – Give me a hearing, listen to my plea – The elements are here – The evidence is clear – I need money like a drunk needs beer

Only you can help make me an attorney – Please vote to give me one less worry

One Less Worry – 10g’s

One Less Worry – 10g’s

Comments

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